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I mean, your mom was around back then...
Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
Now that is a parlay.
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
Also, wireless internet connected devices existed, though the wifi standard was still two years off and they definitely weren't widely used.
Buy a cellphone. We already had them in the late 80's.
Who am I, Parker Lewis?
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Turn on my computer and play some Command and Conquer or if it's weekday, get up and prep for school.
Have you played Tempest Rising yet? It's good 👍
not yet, no budget remaining :D
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
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Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
Find a job doing almost anything and being able to afford all of this is the best time traveling gift.
Also get a little house on that salary, oh if only.
As if. I went into crazy debt. I'm still paying for it. But yeah. Boo hoo
Pee lol
As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music
Jork it
With... Magazines? Shudder
Specifically, the magazines in the back of your older cousins closet they think they hid.
But you can get fancy, you visit your cousin overnight, who doesn't have a spare bedroom so you just have to sleep on his couch in front of the TV that has just all of the channels on satellite... Especially those channels
I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight
Pack the bowl and fire it up.
ahh sweet freedom
Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.
I would make sure the family car accident don't happen that year in October. Next thing would be to grow up and actually try to fix the climate problem so we reach the goal of 0 degree higher temperature on average. Imagine having 30 extra years to spare for this task. Telling how much damage it already have done and we have enough evidence that it is critical to start doing it now.