Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.
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Buy AAPL
Then start plotting buy/sell points for bitcoin and GME (don't want to risk forgetting those over the next 15-25 years)
Ninjaedit: and real estate right after the 2008 crash
Use the bathroom.
Back to usenet.
See DJ Heather and silicon soul live.
Listen to my mixtape, duh.
1995 I would just be getting home from night shift.
Go back to sleep!
None of you said, "prevent 9/11." For shame.
Well now I'll be thinking all day on the thought experiment of how one could actually prevent it, assuming they're only a US citizen.
I guess you could send in an anonymous bomb threat on the morning for both towers, but that still wouldn't prevent the tragedy of all those onboard.
We know where they went to flight school. Intercept and eliminate those hijackers. You will go to jail for murder, but you will change the course of history.
AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.
Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.
Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I'm a teenager and haven't figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.
Chill
Super Nintendo
Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50" inch screen, money green leather sofa
Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅
Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.
Do you run a BBS?
I run a couple of services. A blog for my partner, a media server (farfetched but certainly possible in 1995), as well as a matrix server.
I'm certain I'd be doing similar things in 1995. Based on my personality there's no way I wouldn't have gotten into that type of computing.
Go online, just like I did back then. I've been online before the web. And it was more fun. And no ads.
I didn't go online when I first woke up. I often though would check see how my downloads did overnight. In 95 I was still using the local collage dial in.
Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.
That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back
Invest in Apple.
Apple, Amazon... Plenty of others to choose from that were considered joke stocks for some reason
I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com
Make them all federated sites right out of the gate
1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES
depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.
If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.
it was way better back then.
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
Ask that blonde for a date...
Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.
Turn off the alarm clock
Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon
That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom
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