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Department said message saying ‘our hearts go out to the victims and families impacted’ by strikes was ‘offensive’

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 131 points 3 weeks ago

"Sorry we acted human, won't happen again"

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 93 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow

American police show empathy to victims of an unprovoked war crime under the false security of diplomacy

And they retract it because it’s offensive

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm sure they were told by AIPAC that it is anti-semitic, somehow.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's only offensive because they don't extend the same courtesy to the inhabitants of L.A.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Do not commit the sin of empathy"

  • Christians probably
[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

*Specifically some parts of Calvinist Christianity.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Probably got blasted by the magat regime

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your Hearts go out to People WE BOMBED? YOURE ANTI SEMETIC!

-Israel, the ADL, Republicans AND Democrats!

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Anti-Semitic*

I see you pop up in these threads often enough that I feel obliged to point it out.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oh noez, the police force known for having criminal gangs within their ranks said an oopsie!

https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/

^^ Also available in podcast form, which is how I consumed it.