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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] damdy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Does anyone read into this bollocks?

May as well measure my head.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

May as well measure my head.

You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people's faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.

It's real fucking weird.

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[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

sigma ball lmao

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 week ago

It must suck being so insecure.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

THE OMEGA MALE!!!!! FINALLY, MPREG HAS BEEN CANONIZED!!!! HE LOOKS SO BREEDABLE!!!!

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there'll be more.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Six personalities of Modern Men?

That sounds less researched than like MBTI.

Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I'm just looking at different Doctor Who characters aren't I.

Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 week ago

I'm a xi-male

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im just hungry male right now...

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Wow, Charlie's Angels sure has changed. Where is Bosley?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker

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