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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?
My European dick is measured in centimeters
Yes, why would I use inches?
Yeah, why not using light years? smh
I measure mine in parsecs
Angstroms
I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot
i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is
I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.
I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches
I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side
Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.
I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour
There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.
Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World
TIL
I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.
Measue it in decimeters.