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[–] Occultist0178@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

E = mc² + AI must be the obvious answer

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

What i think is funny is that AI has to equal 0 so its actually saying that AI is useless
So people fond of AI are criticising it themselves XD

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. Because screw laws of thermodynamics, am I right?

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as AI = 0 it works

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, AI is currently negative, as in it makes things worse.

[–] itsralC@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I is 0, as it is nonexistent

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

True. One cannot expect statistical parrots to be intelligent, no matter how sophisticated they are.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I've legitimately had someone suggest adding a small wind turbine to a car to generate power to charge the car as it's moving.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

the CIA doesn't want you to know this

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Someone give this man a job now

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Turbines? Haven't these people ever heard of piezoelectrics? Actually, instead of that take one of those calculator we had in school that ran on light. Take the thingie at the top of the calculator out, put it in the front window of the car, connect it to the battery and Bob is your uncle.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io -4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're eating the air resistance anyway so probably not the worst idea if it generates a more than negligible amount.

[–] mundane@feddit.nu 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It will increase air resistance, so you don't gain anything (a turbine will need more power to spin when there is an electric load).

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You have just invented a perpetuum mobile machine. The turbine will power the car which, whilst moving, will in turn power the turbine. Pure genious.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It’s a formulation of various hydrocarbons.

You excite it in a closed chamber and capture the expansion of gasses. You then use this captured energy to make something magnetic spin around next to some coils.

This in turn will create a flow of electrons you can use to drive a motor.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

And we have come full circle. That was a really small circle.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 25 points 3 weeks ago

"Antrepreneur" HAHAHA

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago

I hated working in startups and I'd get so many wackos pitching their bazillion dollar ideas to create the next Facebook.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 19 points 3 weeks ago

Simple really:

(Smaller battery) + (Greater capacity) + (Inexpensive Cost) = More Sales

Now the secret to achieving all three of those things rather than just two can be revealed to you for a small nine figure sum for the next ten years...

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Antrepreneur = Entrepreneur for ants?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

what is this, a battery for ants?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Battery for vehicles for ants?

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

A gullibility filter

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

So kind of you to take the time to consider his auspicious offer, what with all the millions of messages you receive!

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

Formula 2. He wants to make F2 cars.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago