The thing is, I actually DO know how to increase dick size with vitamins and I'd never tell the limp dick misogynists here :)
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Unless it's Ancient Greece! There, if you had a massive dong they'd call you a stupid barbarian.
Why have I seen this joke 500 times in the last 2 weeks in meme format and in shorts format and multiple languages?
we (men) are trying to get back in the coven's good graces so they can help us with the source of all human misery (dick too small)
I thought witches stole semen
Are you thinking of Succubi?
Why steal it when they’d have lined of men willing to trade it for a bigger dick?
The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn't feel the pressure enough already...
I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book, gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy ass wizard, I ain't going to die, trust me on that, many have tried
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Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren't worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn't even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren't big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.
And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they'd just stop having sex.
And guys would STILL keep growing.
But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.
sounds like what women do nowadays, with their bolt-on fake tits, duckface lips and glued on eyelashes. it looks disgustingly unnatural and ridiculous
Then when you dress as a woman, dont wear them
Something can be ancient and still valid today.
We're still using many Roman bridges.
forms penis into Roman bridge
......wait, like 1 continuous penis? How big is this bridge, and what did that guy EAT???
Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.
Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.
Lol. Lol.
There is a huge difference between 4inches and 7inches.
Sex is satisfying with any dick size and no dicks. Sex is not about the dick.
The biggest dicks I've ever had, were huge porn dicks (10" and 11") and they didn't hurt at all. Ps I'm a sadist/Domme, not a masochist. Everyone has different sized vaginas, and perhaps mine expands really well, but I actually have borderline TOO MUCH tightness per my OBGYN and accomodated them easy. That's because big dicks aren't as hard as the smaller ones and are usually spongey and squishy which feels way different during sex than taking the hardness equivalent of a glass dildo at the same size.
My two favorite dicks (based on sexual physical sensation) were 4.5" and the 10" one named above. Smaller guy just stroked it perfectly and I came so fast with him, I think we just had very good compatibility in what positions felt nice and his dick was a perfect size to reach everything. The 10" guy was nice bc he was still able to stay hard and his dick had a perfect sponginess+size to it that my lips gripped, it was super super good.
Many women like cervical orgasms and full penetration, the vagina has nerves along the entire length.
Man I hate it when I'm around someone with a istg dick complex.
“I swear to god” - for emphasis because it’s such an obnoxious thing.
If I could afford a phalloplasty, I’d go for 5” and be delighted with it.
Oooohhh. I thought you had somehow completely flubbed typing the word "big", or something like that.
Ugh. You're not even paying attention! She said she DOESN'T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!
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