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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Look it all the space for activities!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Just my motorcycles that's missing.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I would worm across that floor just for the feeling.

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

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[–] telllos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 day ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just cut it down. /s

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had to take my coffee table out of my living area to get enough room in my apt. Only other option would have been moving my pc to bedroom and tossing out my bedframe

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair, air mattresses are like shittier futons and don't get moldy because you're always moving them around.

Source: I used to live with this setup, only in a smaller room.

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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] Pendorilan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? What is their workflow even like?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

I just finished eight months of not having an office. I worked in random places off of only my laptop, 15.5" 1080p. I'm back in an office but not set up yet. For me, two monitors is workable, three is better. Split screen apps on a single laptop screen is barbaric.

[–] SHR@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Only missing a giant TV.

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

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[–] astutemural@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

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