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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't get why people hate on this. Do all the useless nick-nacks actually add something to their lives?

If this is all you need, what's the problem?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Yes, the knick-knacks are my most prized possessions. Crystal balls, monkey skulls, old clocks—these are the building blocks of my happiness. Nothing brings me more joy than a perfectly arranged curio cabinet. It is like an OCD orgasm.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago
[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Incompatible with air mattress.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

You gotta stay optimistic

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

Anime pillow gets the mattress.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Twice as many mattreses as needed.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have that same inflatable mattress.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago
[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm a man and all I can see is all the dust this huge surface area will collect

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Having more stuff doesn't mean less dust. It means more things with dust on it.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five minutes, Jesus Christ. And you prpbably want me to do that every month or something. Ridiculous

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

Don't use that mop thing. Takes the fun out of it.

Get a cloth, hold it in a good shape on the floor with you hands, put a bit of your weight on it and start running straight forward.

You save on the Gym membership and get to do something much more fun than sitting on synthetic leather and moving a dumb-bell up and down, slowly.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

that's why you get a little robot friend to clean it for you

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is such a vibe

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Beeds to be smaller. That is just empty space that need to be cleaned. Also it being so large seems like it would be cold on lonely winter nights

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, maybe I'm a bit arrogant but, even if I live for PC and a bed, without any window I'd shoot myself

Edit: maybe the picture was taken by night, but it feels like there's no window

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I'm thinking it's a basement

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Especially the column in the middle, just cover it with wood and add various hooks, a transformer table (closed normally, open when you want to sip tea without display glow near you) and maybe something to make the space less open while sleeping. I dunno, a cloth instead of a wall.

And if this doesn't have a window, maybe not too good.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It even seems to have a floor that isn't worthless! Fuck yeah!

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Man, I am too old to sleep on the floor. I also prefer a separate bedroom without electronic distractions. But I do love me some minimalism.

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Yep. It’s a start

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

Needs more HDDs.
And more screens.

I'm hoping there is an HVAC outlet not in view and the whole room has UPS.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

good enough for me

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm fine with that

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too much light not enough RGB

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Conspicuously absent box of tissues

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Obviously removed for the picture

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

I'm a gal. Replace the floor with carpet and add plushies and a dresser and boom. Perfection.

I also love using VR though, and that'd be an amazing VR space.

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