Could also split them into two factions that have a little war between each other with your town as a battlefield.
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I'd upvote shit I don't care for just so I can downvote shit I dislike.
Make the ratio 2 down per up at least.
How cold?
How old is the battery? I live very far north and a 4 year old battery has done it's time.
If you have a lot of cold starts every year consider installing a block heater and and using an oil with good cold performance.
Lasagna plates if that counts. If not Macaroni. Compromise between shelf space per serving and ease of getting the portion size right (1.25dl raw, 2.5dl cooked). Contender is spaghetti which wins on shelf space but I always end up with too much or too little without resorting to the kitchen scales.
I find the larger variants are hard to get a good mix of sauce and pasta in your mouth regardless if you use a spoon or fork.
Results first. Actions second. Intent third.
You can say your intent is anything and I've got no way of verifying this.
You can take good actions that make the situation worse. If noone warned you about the consequences I guess I can't blame you.
If the result is a net positive I won't complain too much. Even if you said you'd solve global warming by making fun of orphans and somehow made that work I'd quietly grumble about there must have been a better way but be happy that I don't have to deal with it.
Any reason it has to be an alcoholic?
This sound like a trap. Are you trying to lure middle aged men and harvest their organs?
I'm currently holding a rectangle of carefully organized sand and I can effortlessly argue with strangers just about anywhere in the world.
Not sure about teenagers, but if you're only going for physical looks generally women peak in their early 20s.
Everyone will prioritize what they want in a partner differently but how good looking they are is almost always important.
Feel free to argue that I'm wrong. I probably am. Who knows anyway?
And trilobites.
I don't like to judge people until after I meet them. But Irresponsible people really grinds my gears, and the younger are generally worse in that regard.
Myage -10 is usually good enough. Which makes them later half of 20s. It's not a hard limit, and I'll hear your case if you care you make it.
Books don't emit light in the visible spectrum so it does not make it easier on the eyes in low light conditions.
Historically it's also cheaper because paper is some shade of white and it's cheaper to not soak the page in ink.