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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 123 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Man hes so relatable. I tripped on the side walk this morning too

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

you should consider running for Mayor

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Um...if you're prone to tripping over running anywhere might be a bad idea

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

i'm here today to announce that i'm jogging for mayor

Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

"Muslim... Tripping... Ritual, nailed it" - NYT eds

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That sounds like an article that starts with a heading "What is flossing?" and ends with "We don't know because it's private"

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 82 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It took me a moment to assess if this was a real headline or a clever fake.

The New Genocide Times has escalated their absurdity so much over the past two years.

[–] wutsdadiffrence@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Probably came from this clever headline generator https://mamdanitimes.com/

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Are they unmoved because they're too fat?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

That's hilarious. I can't stop clicking on it.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I think the real question is, HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING! HOW!

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Thats it. All this woke shit is ruining the country. Put him on the cross for this one