http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waa
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It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.
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This is kinda funny, but also a bit of a misunderstanding. Jesus became a human, just like any other in terms of physical shit goes, according to Bible. Any magics were just him praying and God doing shit, like he got a phone to ring the president