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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is 8:37 am too early

Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?

hisses before rolling over

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tell you what: we don't scream and stomp until 4 in the morning, bothering neighbors. We sleep at night. Sleep. At night. All night. Right from the very beginning of the night. Imagine, scream-stomper?

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.

[–] nyankas@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That‘s what I call good timing.

Crikey that's good timing!

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you cook a full meal for breakfast does it turn into a lunch?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The same day is the time between your main sleeping moment.

Breakfast is the meal you have before lunch on the same day.

Lunch is the meal you have before dinner on the same day.

Dinner is the meal you have after lunch on the same day.

If you have only one meal a day its none of the above and just called having “food”.

Hope that clears things up.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if I'm doing bifurcated sleep but still eat 2 or 3 meals?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Midnight snacks, all of them.

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Too early if I'm left to my own devices. Which nowadays is only if I have someone to babysit, otherwise my baby will climb over from her bed to mine and plant her full diaper in my face between 7 and 11:30 depending on her mood

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But then it's an awful long time until elevenses.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just enough time for morning tea. Then brunch, then elevenses.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

[–] fredrik@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you heard about second lunch?

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

They call that breakfast

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes

so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's lunchtime somewhere!

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Emmm spicy curry for breakfast

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Canadians disagree

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch beers?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.

No if it's the first lunch!