Spiderman: Home Alone
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Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
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Morbius
It's Morbin Time!
Sir, it was wrong answers only.
Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
Critics Say: ...
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
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Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
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Eternals
After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
Howard the duck is the best marvel movie
All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)
Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
Sony Pictures appears at the start of many awful films. I think it's their thang.
Batman Returns
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
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