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This is a Malazan shitpost and there is nothing you can do about it.

If you don't get the title just enjoy the comic on its own.

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[–] malupa@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

2060 - Only race to ever kill Azathanai 2070 - Flying fortresses are able to space travel

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

This guy gets it.

[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahkshually that would be the K'Chain Nah'ruk, not the Che'Malle

[–] malupa@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

2080 - sky fortresses of che'malle predates the one from Nah'ruk but they preferred running and donated them

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hear their love can be bone shattering.

(honestly I think whoever was rolling the dice for Toc just kept getting 1s)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

2050s - Time traveling paleontologist team returns from a trip to the cretaceous only to establish a religion dedicated solely to the worship of spinosaurus in whose imaginations we are only figments.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm on book 4 and it ruined all other fantasy. I know I've seen nothing yet and still.

Here for the nice shitposting. It hits the hardest.

#4 looks like mugshot from sly cooper

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've made it 82% of the way through this series. Twice. Still my favorite fantasy of all time. One day I will finish.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I stopped about 200 pages towards the end of Book 8. I'm doing audio books, but still - can't hack the whole Clip story arc. I just can't do hours and hours of that when I don't give a shit.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Malazan is the best. It's the bar by which i measure other fantasy.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try the wheel of time. You won't regret it, and a bit more order might be vastly appreciated

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've read it. While I appreciate it as a whole, and really like a good bit of it, I found enough of it to be a slog that I only recommend it to people who already read fantasy. Do you have any other recommendations in the same vein?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not quite the same, but try Conn Igullden's Rome series. Short by Malazan standards, and well done.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks! I haven't heard of the author or series so I'm pretty stoked to give it a try.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Actually, by 2036, new scanning tech discovers there is no "spinosaur". We just kept finding 3 dinosaurs upside down and mashed together.