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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can the bubble please burst already?

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm expecting a full on Hindenburg

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

yeah NO SHIT he's the "10x developer", he's working on TWO laptops at once !

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can they come take my job any sooner so I can finally retire, please?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I remember being obsessed with code and finishing a bootcamp and feeling unstoppable... but I never got the job. I can still refresh my skills whenever I want, but shit like this makes me wonder why I am always late to the party...

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I only want to see ai remove code while keeping tests passing. until it can do that what value does it bring

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

short for crack head

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's how you do marketing.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

"He Is also my son."

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