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Garak.
But it's a pillow fight and we're in see-through teddies. :3
does that bother people?
like are you only allowed to be happy if only you have the best penis your partner has ever seen?
plus, you can also play with them.
Some people are squeemish or uptight or have a fragile ego about it. They can have their dull sex lives if that's what they want.
I'd say fuck them.
but only metaphorically.
half the goal is to provide pleasure, not affirm delusions.
Q. I don't have a chance of winning against pretty much anyone, so might as well get it over with quickly.
For serious, the Jem'Hadar from the DS9 episode Siege of AR558. That was literally a solved problem. The solution was called "the machine gun".
Mirror universe Ezri Dax. She can beat me up anytime.
Yes, I have problems.
I wanna punch Q.
It'll be just me and Sisko in an extremely cool club.
I'm shocked that Picard never did that.
Picard didn't have to, he could beat him in a debate.
I'd fight the Melkot. Decapitation for an easy victory.
Nelix.
I want to beat the fuck out of that annoying little shit.
If not him, Kai Winn.
Pike, after the accident. And there's still only a 50% chance I won't end up beaten to a pulp.
As long as there isn't bad blood between us I'd fight weird al
I'd fight Khan. That way I would be able to come up with some amazing excuses after my inevitable loss.
He'd probably rattle off some cool quotes while beating you too, which is a plus if you're not too concussed to remember them later.
My plan is to quickly go limp. That way when he inevitably throws me through a duritanium door it doesn’t pop my meat bag. So a concussion is definitely in my future.
My plan is to quickly go limp.
Solid strategy. It's your only defense.
If you could fight any Trek character, who would it be?
Ezri. I don't particularly want to fight anybody, but a fight between the two of us would probably be amusing for all spectators. Neither of us has any clear advantage.
I'd fight the navigation dolphins
In or out of the navigation pools?
Cetacean ops isn't necessarily dolphins. In fact I don't think we ever see dolphins in star trek cetacean ops. Just blue whales and beluga whales.
We don’t see dolphins afaik, but in tng they do reference there being dolphins specifically with the one door labeled “Tursiops Crew Facility“
Star Trek Prodigy S2 E1 mentions dolphins in cetacean ops, I don't know if they show them though (I just started watching)
Mano y flipper.
Depends. If this is a situation where I've got to win or something bad happens to me or my family, I'll beat down season 7 Naomi Wildman.
If it's just for funsies, TNG-era Bruce Maddox