This is the song that never ends.
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… Fuck you.
If not, what about Darkwing Duck?
When there's trouble you call DW!
If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.
Clever, age and sobriety test all in one
GlomTales! Technically I’m Scottish as well GlomTales! Uhhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks GlomTales!
James Bond jr?
"No problem, I can prove it: If you get between me and my coping mechanism, I'm liable to go to prison for what I'll do. Does that work for you?"
I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.
Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
I think they literally have to swipe the ID every x number of purchases or something. Probably varies state by state though.
I could do it!
my brain finds odd times to inject that theme song into my life
Humming the "Moon" theme from the Ducktails video game should also count
What if I draw a VGA cable?