this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
294 points (99.0% liked)

RPGMemes

13343 readers
99 users here now

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 111 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey that 2 gold will come in handy later.

...

For healing after being ambushed at night while camping.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

confirmation bias

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Does the city have any ordinances against setting up a tent in the park? I got one of them magical dealies that's like a single square outside, but a mansion on the inside.

I'm not going to obey the law if they hate the homeless anyway, but I need to know if I will have to kill any witnesses so I don't get fined.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's a great complment lol

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. =)

Ah yes, anarcho-socialist halflings, my favourite!

De-shortsed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaoNLSHx_w

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 weeks ago

The gold is not for the beds

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Who is that mom

What's her phone number

[–] Vraylle@fedia.io 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because you always get attacked by cultists or assassins in the middle of the night if you stay at an inn.

Or maybe that's just a Warhammer FRPG thing?

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Depending on the inn really. If the innkeeper is having a long nose, a moustasche reminding you of whiskers, a tall hat that covers the ears and offers you a "safe-good sleep-night for you and your man-thing friend-allies" you kind of deserve being attacked.

This happened to a group some days after they killed a human sized white furred rat and its armoured bodyguard, but letting their slaverat run away after since he didnt participate in the fighting and so was innocent.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not only would I want to pay the 2GP, I would ask my DM for quests in the city. Then again, I prefer urban campaigns.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

Me purposefully going into gator country to avoid paying for a hotel in Saint Denis in rdr2:

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?