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[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can you send him over when you're done with him?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.

[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!

[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic

I’m not saying it’s right either

But I get it

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.

[–] coolmultitool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

An episode of Batman including Catwoman?