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[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 111 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

I’m using shenanigans now, fits the best methinks.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 41 points 6 days ago
[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 31 points 6 days ago

It's master3. Don't question it!

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 28 points 6 days ago

Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 20 points 6 days ago

Boring answer: older repos are master, newer ones are main. I've worked at companies that did other things such as having the prod branch be a branch called prod.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

[–] roanutil_@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

At some point in the past that was the only way to make the business run immediately when the boss said it needed to run immediately, and it's been that way ever since

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 11 points 6 days ago

Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

Yall have multiple branches?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Untitled-project2_final_fixed-3.zip

[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

(empty string)

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

It's goshujin-sama

[–] dosuser123456@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

branch (i always commit directly to the main branch so i only have one, so why bother naming it. also YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DOING IT BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

[–] pohart@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

qa.

All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Even better

[–] cute_noker 6 points 6 days ago
[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago
[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago
[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Main is QA. Production is release branches.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

smirnoffcarkeysandabeer

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Evolution names like "mammal".

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 43 points 1 week ago

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Stick with the prod, its always a good idea to prod with the prod, stick with the prod.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

It's dead, Jim.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🤡 for master

👽 for test

💩 for dev

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.

"testing"

don't wake up. fourth row just dropped.

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