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If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad
A gnome is also missing there
What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?
lobsters?
10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?
idk, it's like 0.5 house
Definitly some mollusque.
I wonder if it is just stone
A shelled salamander
Salamanders, people keep them as pets
They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.
Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess
Neckbeard computer chair
Tubifex worm
Cattersnail?
No, Snailapillar!
Are soft shelled turtles slimey?
How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.
Marsupials?
Snail with four legd
Hermit crab?
Hermit crab
most ocean things are slimy. Shrimps might count too.
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