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[–] protist@mander.xyz 129 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is so much water entering the wall behind that shower surround

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Sometimes it's nice to have a little, makes the house feel more natural!

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever is below that room is going to be so water damaged

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is the upstairs bathroom at the National Archives.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guaranteed you'll find a poop knife in that bathroom.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

I don't know, the poop knife guy and his family seemed on the up and up. They just had freakishly large colons and ate particularly greasy food

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This might be a plastic poop spork situation.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The toilet is just a fancy foot bath

[–] dontmindmehere@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's also a bidet. i save so much water by simply washing up with the clean bowl water before dropping a deuce. flush 2 for the price of 1

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's disgusting. Have a little pride, cut out the middle-man, and shit in the shower like a civilized human being.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ain't that fancy if it only has cold water.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not running a fuckin' hot line to my toilet. Nor am I running electricity to my toilet. Cold is fine. Cold is safe.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Water from a pipe has that rustic charm.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Seriously, though, landlords fucking hate him.

Ancient Roman style