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[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

It has been a while, so maybe I'm wrong, but this is technically an inverse correlation, right?

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I have 3 monitors… (._.)

[–] spuriousMoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have one monitor but it's really wide. What did that make me?

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago
[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Wait.... What should I be then with my jelly star? Should i be running the world rather than being a dev?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

I have a laptop, mobile, and two monitors. Jack of all trades.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I need a standalone watch to rule them all.

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Shit, I've got 4.

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