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[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

In Texas,, you're not allowed to have 6 or more of these. Texas Penal Code Title 9, Section 43.23 (f)

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

My collection only consists of products that goes in the anus, but now I want one where the anus goes in the product.

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You want underwear? I can get you underwear even pink by noon.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Car, house, boat, tent... The list goes on

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 63 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's for pre-butt stuff so there's no stuff in your butt before you start stuffing stuff in your butt.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Most poetic

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes. I also have three holes there.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

Sold by "top drawer essentials". They're not even trying anymore.

[–] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago

The design is very human.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

This is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

“Cleansing system” in other words it will curl your toes and cross your eyes.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 14 hours ago

... being clean & dirty at the same time ...

[–] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

its for cleaning cups probably

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Well spotted.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 points 20 hours ago

Free returns!

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Best ever use of that reaction image

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

To get one, you have to wait until there's a free holiday return, I suppose.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 6 points 20 hours ago

Clearly a bidet nozzle