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[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago
[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 27 points 3 hours ago

"So, did you ever have any plans to build that helicopter thing you drew?"

"Chi sei? Dove sono? Come sono arrivato qui?"

"Sorry, what?"

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Tesla. From what I have heard, he was eccentric ( paranoid possibly? ) so it'd be fun to see if I could get him to think I'm some sort of government agent looking to stop him from doing what he does.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I'd also probably s his d because he's technically a dilf. 🫦

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] mstrk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Leonardo for sure! I want to know if his 4 hour cicle was true and how did he manage to do it. Did it actually helped with his studies, art and inventions?

Ok we can also talk about Mona if we have time.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Feynman, he's the one you can drink a beer with.

Though if I spoke German I would show up for Einsteins last 3 hours.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

Tesla, to check on many mysteries (totally not to get actual death ray).

Or maybe Skłodowska-Curie, to get self radiated.

Or Bphr, for beer.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

No love for my boy Newton?

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Which one has more therapist training? 😂

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

None said these 3 hours are for free. Actual therapist may still be cheaper ;c

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Tesla. let's talk about the bird.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

So that’s like 3 questions with Hawking.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

God, I literally cannot choose. That list is probably my perfect list of scientific figures in history. Aside from Edison, he can burn in hell.

The only ones I might add would be Goodenough and Gauss.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Edit: I misread it. I read it as "you can talk to 3 of these"

Einstein – German and English

Hawking – English

Edison – English

Tesla – Serbocroatic

Curie – Polish

Newton – English

Feynman – English

da Vinci – Italian

Bohr – Danish

I‘d love to see the Tesla, Da Vinci and Einstein - all of them being incredibly smart but no one speaks the Same Language. Heck I think they’ll just switch to Latin to understand each other lol

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did Tesla speak no second language?

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh my bad, he spoke 7 languages. Please add Czech, Hungarian, German, Italian, French and English.

God that man was smart

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh, wow, so in case of need, he could act as an interpreter for the others!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Da Vinci, I will show him modern technology and get his opinion. Actually I'd just show him planes and tanks.

[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Leonardo.

I have a long held theory based on the history of the Mona Lisa (Being recognized as a genderswapped self portrait he literally entitled "the Happy one" carried around by the artist and gifted to his gay lover after death) that the artist was trans.

I would absolutely love to potentially verify this because the idea that one of the most famous paintings in the world has been a trans gender affirming portrait in plain sight of art historians this whole time with nobody cluing in and writing a proper paper about it - is just kind of the best.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Leonardo seems the most interesting of the bunch.

Artist, scientist, inventor, wizard appearance gay icon all in one package.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

We can get to talk with any of them... like, it is a time machine to transport us into times when they were 5yo at their times? None said what age these persons would be.

Or maybe it is more like necromancy? yes please!

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Probably the ones which worked in fields that advanced the most. Although I probably would not be able to explain shit.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

None, I do not want tl chat with AI lol

I think Tesla. I want to ask him about a bunch of the rumors and conspiracy theories about him. I'm sure almost all of them are bogus, but I'd love to know.

My son picked Einstein. He's curious what his last words were.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Feynman, mainly because he was an amazing professor and knows how to talk to people.

Einstein and Newton disliked people, so they would be terrible conversationslists outside their areas of expertise. I think that was true of Leonardo as well. Edison is also out because he was a dick.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Feynman's way overrated, though. Sure, he was a smart enough guy to land a job on Manhattan project and university prof afterwards, but the only reason people know him are the books written by batshit crazy groupies (he didn't write any) and based on his elderly ramblings, so none of the stories in those are even remotely true.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I was just reading a book that mentioned something Feynman said and it’s something I feel is true for me as well.

Don’t remember word for word but it was something like “Any subject is interesting if you look deep enough.”

I feel like Feynman and I could have a riveting conversation about knitting for 3 hours even though neither of us are passionate about it.

Those are the people I want to talk to.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to say Feynman for the same reason. Outside his classes it sounds like the guy was a lot of fun to be around.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 5 hours ago

I liked the part from his autobio where he recounts cracking safes open. Pretty fun stuff indeed. Less so the ones where he invents modern plastic and helps with the atom bomb

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You could absolutely blow leonardo's mind away with modern knowledge such as "washing hands before performing surgery is good actually"

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Where's Hedy Lamarr?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 66 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Are they time traveling to see me, or am I time traveling to see them?

Because if it's the latter, Hawking on June 28, 2009.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Was that his famous time travel party?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago

Yes. Would be rude to turn down an invitation.

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 hours ago

Edison but instead of talking to him, I Rick Roll him for three hours.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 5 hours ago

Probably Leonardo. I'd love to hear him recount how many models he fucked while wearing his signature bandana

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Does this interaction change history? If not, none of them.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I would need like a decade of prep to have any meaningful discussion with any of them 😅

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

See, I'd pick Feynman, and have him teach me bongos.

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 0 points 4 hours ago

none; boring AF.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 49 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

None. I give my spot to someone who wouldn't waste it.

I can't speak on their level, and I'm okay with that. I've worked around some absolutely amazing geniuses in my career and I'm happy to be the worker bees in the arrangement. I'm no slouch, and I've done my own share of really cool stuff, but I wouldn't waste such an opportunity on me.

Give it to the Steve Baumels, the Tomas Bartas and the Jeff Linds of the world, the unsung bright spots in our tech march forward.

I'll save everyone a spot at lunch and try to get in on the group photo.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Hmmm tough choice. I doubt I would be able to understand DaVinci or Newton. I would prefer to berate Edison. I wouldn't want Curie to irradiate me. Tesla was awesome but kind of nutty. I didn't know Enough about Bohr. So probably Feyman or Einstein. I read Feyman's book so I think I would have a lot to talk about. But I think the win would go to Einstein for me. I just have to know how he came up with it all by just sort of thinking about it. I would hope he would have the best chance of explaining it in a way I could understand. Plus I speak German, so if all else fails we can just talk about spetzle.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Bohr, for sure.
I've read Feynman's biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
But he's witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
So I'd like to hear what the ruckus was about.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Why wouldn't you recommend it to everyone?

[–] bazzett@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

As a biologist, I'm offended that there isn't Darwin, nor Mayr, nor Lesquereux, nor Jay Gould nor Margulis.

So I take Leonardo. I also like to draw and paint. I would like to say Marie, but unfortunately I'm not immune to radiation.

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