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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If protons are catholic, does it mean electrons are anolic?

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

no, they are Protestant

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I want this on a t shirt so goddamn bad

[–] simple@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

I was about to say this, would fit right in !shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

[–] 64bitrowlet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure where you are from but it already is. Check this out if you are here in the states. If not I don't know how to provide links that work for you. https://www.amazon.com/Protons-have-Mass-don%60t-catholic/dp/B07JMSBNGQ/

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This goes pretty fucking hard even without the same image

[–] 64bitrowlet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah pretty much honestly. The text maybe the same but image slightly different.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

i had to put my phone down to laugh at this. its so fucking stupid lol

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess photons are atheists.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They just don't congregate.

Hum... wait... Something is wrong here.

[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, could someone please explain this to me

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Catholics attend Mass (church)

[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, I didn't knew that is the translation. Thanks

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought catholics hoarded cats.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

A bit hard to write them down into a single message but here is the library that contains all cat names (up to 3200 characters)
https://libraryofbabel.info/

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"Call your momma proton cuz she got that mass"

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, they are universal

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do protons do for comunnion?

[–] chakrila@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

they eat a portion of SU(3) and pretend it becomes the higgs field when they do so

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Too busy staring at those special fingers.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Anything smaller than an atom isn't real. Be serious.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The daddest of jokes