"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Big horny
Wait until they discover the ~~hookah~~ water cooled robot smoker
Automatic butt ejector.
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If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
Two tubes one butt?
This is the way.
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this 'tandem' and just having two sets of 'single's ?
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'robot' is just older version of 'ai'
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery
literally taking ai is broad too
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.
How did that work?
It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
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Automatic butt ejector.
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend
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I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
surprised it wasn't made with flavor -lead™
"radium? more like Radi-yum!"
I’d hit that
Autocancer-inator
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
A hookah but worse
And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep
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