this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] brotkel@kbin.social 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know they had to add the $200 fine afterwards because the instant death part wasn't enough of a deterrent for some people.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah at this point $200 for instant death is too expensive

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds like the Futurama suicide booth. I mean, what's 2 bills matter? Can't take it with you.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 45 points 2 years ago (4 children)

$200 fine for TRYING to touch the wires. If they catch you.

IF you do make it all the way to the wires, it's a self-solving problem.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

You are right but we are being silly though

[–] netchami@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The problem is not solved if you touch the wires. They have to get their money somehow.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For the cleanup at least... But that's what the family and friends are for no?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure your wallet is empty

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

They very well might just bill your next of kin about it. Or it will be taken out of estate value first.

If you're broke, die, and have no immediate family? You get out scot free.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Theymake a claim against your estate.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

They should put up a gate around it that doesn't open until you pay the $200 fine to insure that they get the fine before the death happens

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crimes punishable by fines are only crimes for poor people.

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Mr. Skeltal's origin story

[–] TorJansson@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Eh whot only a $1 bill showing, cough up some real cash or it's back on the wire, bub

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I like the bones and skull graphic, makes it so much more ominous

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Newcastle wouldn't be issuing fines in anything but pound sterling :P

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe it's Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia? They would be using Australian dollars, with $ as the currency symbol.

[–] Starburn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

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