If the skeleton ain’t woke up, how he gon play the dang xylophone?
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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Don't give up, skeleton.
LOL.
You don't see black and white dancing mouse cartoons either.
Damn those woke kids not wanting to watch those 100 year old cartoons.
It's an insensitive and ablest depiction of the flesh deficient.
flesh deficient
That's a very discriminatory term, they prefer the term "differently embodied".
and the slur treadmill trundles on.
Hey, watch who you call trundle, buddy, that's not cool.
Reported for ableism!!11!1
Xylophones are made of wood. Glockenspiels are made of metal.
__________ are made of bone
Skeletones
Ossophones? I think Osteophone is already taken.
Cadavordeons
DURT SKURETURNS TURK URR MUSIC JERBS
Hahaha, took me a moment. Duk a durrrrr!
obviously
its almost spooktober..
That's their conductor
It triggered a fetish in a number of people and because of that there were a number of disturbances in graveyards. The cartoons have been taken offline because of that /jk
it's woke to be aware of the injustice of skeletons not playing their ribs like xylophones (which are metal btw marimbas are wood)
Xylophones are also wood. Vibraphones and glockenspiels are metal.
my entire life is a lie
I went to look it up:
The xylophone (from Ancient Greek ξύλον (xúlon) 'wood' and φωνή (phōnḗ) 'sound, voice';[1][2] lit. 'sound of wood')
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