this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This chris guy is such a huge asshole i can't stand seeing him even in memes

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, he is a bit of a pratt.

[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

isn't that what gum is for

[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 2 points 21 hours ago

My neck, my back...

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Gimme your best chewelry to try! I've been using chewing sticks but non-bitter ones are not easy to find.

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You... Chew on cords?? What are you, my cat?

[–] Smackyroon@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey man, they are on to something 😂 it was usually headphone cables for me - back when headphones HAD cables that is ROFL

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Headphones still have cables

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

It's true, they're in my mouth right now

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Not if Smacky gets to them

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I always had to hide my damn headphone cables, she would sniff those things out if I ever left them laying around. Like WTF cat?!

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to do it with a pair of headphones as a teenager. There was (and still is, thinking about it) enough of a gap between my first and second premolars to fit a cord. It's like the same appeal as a fidget cube, only not healthy.

edit: premolars not molars

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

They have an interesting textureeee.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

what are we supposed to do with that cord drawer?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

OP’s eating up their corduroy pants