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[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago

loops weird without the clevage

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If you want to know how computers work, do electrical engineering. If you want to know how electricity works, do physics. If you want to know how physics works, do mathematics. If you want to know how mathematics works, too bad, best you can do is think about the fact it works in philosophy.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you want to know how philosophy works, do sociology...

It's kind of like a horseshoe with philosophy and math at the ends.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

If you want to no longer want to know how anything works, do biochemistry

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Had a graduate Dev who did not have a fucking clue about anything computer related. How tf he passed his degree I have no idea.

Basic programming principles? No clue. Data structures? Nope.

We were once having a discussion about the limitations of transistors and dude's like "what's a transistor?" ~_~#

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Tbh, as a dev knowledge of transistors is about as essential as knowledge about screws for a car driver.

It's common knowledge and in general maybe a little shameful to not know, but it's really not in any way relevant for the task at hand.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe for dev knowledge, but computer science? The science of computers?

[–] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What kind of cs degree did you get where you learned about electrical circuits. The closest to hardware I've learned is logic circuit diagrams and verilog.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, I graduated over 20 years ago now, but I had to take a number of EE courses for my CS major. Guess that isn't a thing now, or in a lot of places? Just assumed some level of EE knowledge was required for a CS degree this whole time.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I got my BS in CSci about 15 years ago and it was 100% about programming in java. We didn't learn a fucking thing about hardware and my roommate was an EE major and we had none of the same classes except for calculus.

By the time I graduated java was basically dead. Thanks state college.

[–] TrumpetX@programming.dev 1 points 24 minutes ago

Java isn't dead, though

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

In my own uni's coursework the closest we get are some labs where students breadboard some simple adder circuits, which we do just to save them from embarassing gaps in their knowledge (like happened in the inital comment). It doesn't add much beyond a slightly better understanding of how things can be implemented, if we're being honest.

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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well, computer science is not the science of computers, is it? It's about using computers (in the sense of programming them), not about making computers. Making computers is electrical engineering.

We all know how great we IT people are at naming things ;)

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Informatics is a much better name imo

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I see there's a fellow German speaker ;)

I do agree though!

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you want someone to know about the physical properties of transistors, find an electrical engineer.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Ok, but he didn't know what a transistor is. Like I get not knowing the mechanics or chemistry of it, but to literally not know it or how it applies to a computer boggles my mind.

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Could be a case of bad memory. Solved the exams and forgot everything in the next hour.

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 49 points 18 hours ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 32 points 17 hours ago

Depends on the context. When my company proposes me to a client for work I am, but oddly during my yearly performance review I am just some smuck who programs.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 59 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

tbf all good programmers are good at math. Not classic arithmetic necessarily, but at the very least applied calculus. It's a crime how many people used a mathematical discipline every day, but don't think they're "good at math" because of how lazer focused the world is on algebra, geometry and trig as being all that "math" is.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

Serious question; how does Calculus apply to programming? I’ve never understood.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

PID control is the classic example, but at a far enough abstraction any looping algorithm can be argued to be an implementation of the concepts underpinning calculus. If you're ever doing any statistical analysis or anything in game design having to do with motion, those are both calculus too. Data science is pure calculus, ground up and injected into your eyeballs, and any string manipulation or Regex is going to be built on lambda calculus (though a very correct argument can be made that literally all computer science is built of lambda calculus so that might be cheating to include it)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (8 children)

Lambda calculus has no relation to calculus calculus, though.

Data science is pure calculus, ground up and injected into your eyeballs

Lol, I like that. I mean, there's more calculus-y things, but it's kind of unusual in that you can't really interpret the non-calculus aspects of a neural net.

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[–] expr@programming.dev 13 points 16 hours ago

Graphics programming is the most obvious one and it uses it plenty, but really any application that can be modeled as a series of discrete changes will mostly likely be using calculus.

Time series data is the most common form of this, where derivatives are the rate of change from one time step to the next and integrals are summing the changes across a range of time.

But it can even be more abstract than that. For example, there's a recent-ish paper on applying signal processing techniques (which use calculus themselves, btw) to databases for the purposes of achieving efficient incremental view maintenance: https://arxiv.org/abs/2203.16684

The idea is that a database is a sequence of transactions that apply a set of changes to said database. Integrating gets you the current state of the database by applying all of the changes.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A senior firmware engineer said to the group that we just have to integrate the acceleration of an IMU to get velocity. I said “plus a constant.” I was fired for it.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

That sounds like it might be a gift in disguise.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I literally have no idea what this picture means, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[–] Corbin@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The typical holder of a four-year degree from a decent university, whether it's in "computer science", "datalogy", "data science", or "informatics", learns about 3-5 programming languages at an introductory level and knows about programs, algorithms, data structures, and software engineering. Degrees usually require a bit of discrete maths too: sets, graphs, groups, and basic number theory. They do not necessarily know about computability theory: models & limits of computation; information theory: thresholds, tolerances, entropy, compression, machine learning; foundations for graphics, parsing, cryptography, or other essentials for the modern desktop.

For a taste of the difference, consider English WP's take on computability vs my recent rewrite of the esoteric-languages page, computable. Or compare WP's page on Conway's law to the nLab page which I wrote on Conway's law; it's kind of jaw-dropping that WP has the wrong quote for the law itself and gets the consequences wrong.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I meant the guy in the picture, but thanks anyway

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have been coding since I was 10 years old. I have a CS degree and have been in professional IT for like 30 years. Started as a developer but I’m primarily hardware and architecture now. I have never ever said I was a computer scientist. That just sounds weird.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah you’d really only say it on the theoretical side of things, I’ve definitely heard it in research and academia but even then people usually point to the particulars of their work first

I mean, I am applying various kinds of science but I'm not actually doing any science so I'm not thinking about myself as a scientist. What I do is solving problems - I'm an engineer.

[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Be me, a computer scientist who still struggles with XOR.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My favorite was always XANEX

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Turns all your zeros into ones.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 29 points 20 hours ago

I’m something of a scientist myself

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