Yarhaarrharrr ye facist curr
Just because we're pirates doesn't mean we don't have standards! Fucking YARRRGH me mateys!
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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We're werewolves, not swearwolves
Speak for yourself, I identify as a swearwolf because of my filthy fucking language
Watch your fucking mouth. I didn't raise a werewolf to talk that kinda shit!
Do as I say, not say as I say, fuckface
Fuck that, you're not my real dad! Plus, I learned it from you, fartfucker.
The mentor has become the mentos. I am proud of you son/daughter/some random kid I found. Go forth and make some swearwolves of your own.
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My daughter said "oh shit" as her first curse word. Seems appropriate for the times
Professionals have standards
Well, they might get made fun of for how they dress; gender expression, or furry costumes, or whatever is all well and good, but you have to draw the line somewhere, like socks and sandals
Who is this creepy creature in the distance?
Logzilla
Definitely not something OP's kids will ever know the truth about.
Unpopular opinion: profanity is massively overhyped and people that excessively swear tend to irk me. There are so many ways to passionately express emotion, at least in the English language, yet so many are fascinated with only a few. The word "fuck" in particular loses all gravitas after hearing it 150 times a day for most of my life. I've had to stop watching certain shows because swearing felt so excessively forced to perhaps come across as edgy, and it broke all immersion for me.
That's a popular opinion. I agree though, if you're going to swear, make it count. Bonus points for creativity, you fucking festering anal fistula
Yeah the only environment it seems to fit is the military which sort of makes sense for how often you get smoked long before you ever see combat or even just active duty.
And even then most military people have a cleaned up citizen dictionary for whenever they're not with their buddies.
Anything outside of that just seems excessive and vulgar for no apparent gain or reason. Even funny and wildly profane comments online don't use expletives as much as some people do IRL.
There has to be wordplay and emphasis to make it justied (or funny like the gorilla warfare copypasta), otherwise it just comes of the same as ending every single sentence or phrase with "lol".
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This is basically the opening scene of Ted (2024)
Don't worry. They'll be teaching all of that in school, soon enough. 🤬