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[–] slate@sh.itjust.works 157 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cops don't train like the military, they just dress like it.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 76 points 4 days ago

LAPD, more like LARP.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Aye, a wise guy huh? Nyuk nyuk

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago

After two months of fire arm training, they take part in a three day training simulation learning how to raise your open palm length wise over your nose to block the dreaded two finger eye poke.

Clearly this officer didn't pass that training session.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those guys get an average of like three months training.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And then bring home 6 figures. If nothing else, it pays to be on the wrong side of history.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It says that if you're in a union the members should own guns.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

US Democrats have ~~joined~~ raided ~~the chat~~ your house in search of guns to confiscate.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I push my fingers into your...

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

It's the only thing that slowly stops the…

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

woob woob woob... why I oughta...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Someone needs to make this a wojak comic, where a crying policeman wojak gets his eyes gouged by a chad wojak.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would say "doink", which has a higher pitched sound.

also it rhymes with "oink", which is pretty neat

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Why I oughta...

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At what point do the protesters just start carrying spears?

excuse me this stick is for picking up trash i have a bad back

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Tbf they have to keep up the pretense.

They can't just do a Tiananmen when cameras are watching. (That why they'll do a no-knock warrant on the organizers after the protestors go home, then fatally shoot them for "resisting arrest", or "I fear for my life")

Also I think they are "Riot Police" or whatever that mean

[–] sga@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

and this is what a war crime is

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

🫷closes I found to stop the unwanted eye massage