No seriously you should get a bidet. It's the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.
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You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, "harder" paper does a way better job because it doesn't pill up and fall apart when it gets wet
Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.
I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.
and the dramatic music with the heavy bass could make even Chris Nolan sweat
I remember this scene in Baldur's Gate 3 you end up with some bear shit on your dick.
It's 2025, people. If you don't have a bidet, you're not doing it right.
Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a "portable" bidet.
There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.
There are, but are they $1.25?
Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can't remember it's there!
That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.