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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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News today (discuss.online)

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It seems like yesterday that Biden announced his health problems. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he outlived TACO?

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The ultimate FU.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hear he was pontificating on getting into heaven in the past week or two. He always manages to ramble on the edges of what’s on his mind.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Talking about getting into heaven, "I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole." I think he was relaying his doctor's words.

[–] RinseChessBacked@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did anyone check the golf course?

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that he's been playing golf for the past 3 days, or that he's dead and buried next to his ex-wife?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

Hey, as long as it keeps him out of the office, either is fine.

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Breaking news: trump has died, Biden to blame?

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago

Trump dood, wat nou?

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks Obama.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Breaking news: Trump 79 has died, how does this affect Biden’s legacy?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's probably just planning an invasion of Iran.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is supposed to be satire, not the real thing.