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[–] exu@feditown.com 1 points 1 day ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like I have achieved true metal nirvana since I stopped caring about silly labels. They're only half useful for finding new stuff anyway. If the music activates my dopamine generators, I like it. The only thing I avoid is gutturals, I don't want a fucking horror movie creature on the microphone, thank you.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I can't do the pig squeal sounding screams, but a good heavy vocalist can add so much to the range of emotion. It was an acquired taste for me, though. I had friends trying to show me BTBAM thinking I'd appreciate the complexity, but it took ages for me to really hear everything through the wall of sound. Looking up lyrics helped massively, along with finding bands that blend the heavy and clean vocals so there were spots I could sing along with. I'd love to learn to scream properly so I could belt out some gutturals

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I used to feel the same way for a long long time. I actually ended up getting into got it all vocals through bands like Svalbard, Brutus, thranenkind and enferens

That led to atmospheric black metal. Now I can enjoy bands like Uada but I have to be in the right mood

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Nothing is more metal than respecting the right to self-determination and the fun of others. Don't be close-minded. Enjoy what you enjoy, don't be a snob, let other people have fun and stop thinking about categories.

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I'm "it's all metal" because I don't care to give thought to every subgenre of metal. If it sounds good, I like it. I have to laugh at the description though because I do really enjoy melodic death metal and I blame Avatar for that.

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[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a dedicated metal-type autist for over 15 years I am proud to say I'm not on this list. I am the Ambassador, the Professor, the Diplomat. I welcome any and all into the fold and love to help people find their niche. My personal taste leans towards prog, black, and death but my knowledge runs deep and I love to share it.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any suggestions for something microtonal? Preferrably polyrhythmic as well.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Check out Blotted Science and Behold...the Arctopus! Anything with Ron Jarzombek (Blotted) and Colin Marston (Behold) should scratch that itch. I don't have much microtonal in the library but now you've got me wanting to dig deeper. I'll get back to you in a few days!

Otherwise if you're cool with avant-garde in general I'd also recommend Dodecahedron, Imperial Triumphant, Igorrr, Meshuggah (THE polyrhythm kings), and Unexpect.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Think I'm way pass that point... My current itch scratchers of choice are Maddie Ashman for microtonal, Means End/Chromaform for harmonic, and Car Bomb for rhythmic crazyness. Surprisingly, I haven't ever given "Behold…the Arctopus!" a serious listen, even though I've seen that meme video a long time ago... guess I wasn't ready for it yet. Thanks for the reminder, will def check them out!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not really into metal, but I dabble a bit because I like great guitar playing in any genre, but I appreciate your stance. I'm like you, but with other genres like Classical, Jazz, Blues, World Music, and Classic Rock. There are a lot of gatekeepers in those genres, and I like to guide noobs past them, and into new music they can love.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Guitar virtuosity is rampant in metal! You should take a look at Tosin Abasi - start with TRAM, then his bandmate Javier's project Mestís, then his band Animal's as Leaders's album The Joy of Motion. TRAM is modern jazz, Mestís is very Spanish influenced, and AAL is one of my favorite bands of all time. All (primarily) instrumental.

CHON and Covet are both chill prog/math-rock with incredible guitar work. I'd recommend CHON's Newborn Sun EP or Homey LP. Covet's first two releases, Currents EP and Effloresce, have been my sleeping music every night for a couple years at this point.

I can recommend heavier/harsh stuff as well, but based on your current preferences these are good starting points. Feel free to keep replying or DM if you want more!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Some interesting suggestions! I'll get to exploring! Thanks brother!

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

My taste in metal is pretty much based on how cool it sound while playing dark souls

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Babymetal & Poppy ftw

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Now these are real lemmy hours

Btw, it's all metal

🍻

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I have this problem where I love some good metal guitar, but most of the stuff with the sound that I like also includes vocals reminiscent of Christian Bale's Batman with a sore throat, which I do not enjoy. Either that or overly edgy lyrics.

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hot take: Most metal is just Classical Music II Electric Bugaloo.

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[–] Kinokoloko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dad is the only one I'd hang out with

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 day ago

I used to have only band shirts. Like i would buy a shirt on every concert i went to and had around 400 shirts. There was no reason to ever buy normal shirts. The "dad" guys would always look at my shirt and say something like: "infant annihilator"? I like AC/DC. Always cracked me up.

[–] meliante@lemmy.pt 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about the nu-metal peeps, where do we fit in?

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I would say numetal is having a renaissance, so many cool young bands coming through

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We were kicked out long ago. No one talks to us

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If things keep going this way I might just break something tonight.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel their hate crawling on my skin, these wounds they will not heal

[–] meliante@lemmy.pt 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boom na da noom na nanema! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena!

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I used to be one or some or all of these.

But some time in the 2010s, or rather over the course of the last 10-15 years, i stopped listening to music by genre and started listening to music by what made me feel good. Like, my phone is filled with music from so many different genres now i can't really call myself anything in terms of music subculture. I'm a music "generalist"? I listen to anything that sounds good to me and don't cut myself off from any genre just because it is said genre.

Except pop.

fuck pop.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Metal peaked with the first three black sabbath albums.

Black Sabbath on Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath is everything you need to know about metal.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 22 points 2 days ago

^ Classic Metal Purist

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I look like Dad, but I'm a fuckin new guy to metal. To his credit, my best friend got me to appreciate Ozzy, Metallica, and Dio in high school. But it took Dimmu Borgir live in Oslo with the choir and orchestra to finally make harsh vocals click for me. I like thrash, speed, power, melodic, folk, prog, and some select black metal. I try not to support Nazi bands.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trivium, killswitch (with Howard Jones), and dio are all great. Metallica sucks.

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[–] vritrahan@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Little bit of all of these tbh

[–] DNU@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

cant find myself, garbage list obv.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Random question - anyone know a good site to buy digital music that pays the artists somewhat decently? I've got a few artists I need to get albums from after bailing on Spotify and they aren't on Bandcamp and don't has album sales linked to their official sites. Hell, even physical copies of some albums are hard to come by in the US.

I saw "7Digital" mentioned somewhere but I see there multiple listings for the same album at different prices (literally the exact same album, exact same quality) which makes me suspect it's not as legit as I had hoped.

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I tend to use Bandcamp, they have a thing on the first Friday of every month where they give a bigger cut to artists if you buy that day.

Edit: Just realised you said you couldn't find the band on Bandcamp, oops.

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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uhh no idea where I fit here; Amon Amarth, Devildriver, Machine Head, Fear Factory..Metallica (Black and prior), Megadeth, NIN, and Tool / APC - and so much more.

I think I'm mostly "It's all good if it's angry and loud" but I do run across bands and genres on occasion that I just can't get into.

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

You are a 1999 Metal Hammer magazine.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The classic is just a subgenre of dad.

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Commenting to come back later and check out some of the filth you heathens are into

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Electric Callboy and Ghost.

muhahahaha

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago

I heard people say that ghost is metal for people who don't like metal and i can't stop thinking about it.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm the "it's all metal" guy.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I'm "it's all metal" but in all genres. I just enjoy listening to whatever track that sparks joy (you definitely wouldn't like me DJing on your party, lol)

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