this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Ok, you all cross the bridge, I'm about to level up!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

[Chalmers disliked that]

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

Scrolled too greedily

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Finally! Sweet oblivion!

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Jocks on you, I sort by new.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago

But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Meh. I seen one of them before already.

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago

Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let's not consider that

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

I'll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

That means I've roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But I just got here... Literally top post upon opening the app.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 21 hours ago

It's a trap!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It began with the forging of the great social networks.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago

… but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords.

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Would be funny if this is post would be on top of all others...

All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass