When these people say "protect women" and "protect children", they mean "protect my property".
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Just replace “protect” with “have sex with”
Protect the bees!
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES!
Since when did treasonous republicans care about bees?
When their farms start failing and they scramble to hire trucks full of pollinators. They don’t vote accordingly or change their practices though. They just go bankrupt and get bailed out by welfare.
I thought we were using conservative coded words to suggest a desire for inappropriate sexual relationships. But I guess you've never looked at a swarm of bees and wondered if they could rock your world.
I know that but republicans have never said anything about protecting bees.
You're one more negative comment away from getting yourself uninvited to the borgy.
I'm not gonna get 🅱️orked at the 🅱️orgy?! Ah man 😞
Just need to watch Bee Movie to understand fully
"To punish and solicit"
It's just kind of safe to assume that at this point, Conservatism's only purpose is to fuck kids. I would appreciate hearing any arguments for Conservatism that do not contain the sentence "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" because in 20 years, not a single pair of people have been able to produce the same definition of what that even fucking means.
What, you oppose money getting gay married or some horseshit like that?
Gotta protect the kids so he can break them. Can't let other fuckers get his bag man. /S
Usual suspects
Every accusation is a confession
It’s always the ones you suspect
His extremist colleagues asked for him to be shunned. Shunned! These same people call for the death sentence with anyone black or brown. They don't even have the decency to be consistent.
"they get lied to so often and BELIEVE IT, they dont know what to believe in", thats how it is with conservatives.
Not a drag queen. Odd
This creep: Save them for me!
It's weird cause he looks like a stereotypical white trash American.
Turns out he's white trash British.
They must have a colorful vernacular to describe them... yobs?
Yeah some of this trash has imported American conservative anti-drag shit. Drag is our thing, our culture and our heritage.
It's not in the blood as much as it's in the diet.
Weird how they're always silent about saving kids from their fellow cultists.
Ironic Much?