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[–] Asstronaut@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would watch the hell out of this

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I choose the Boston marathon.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I choose th human race

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Tsarnaev brothers strike again

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

You seriously got a big laugh and two snorts out of me with this comment.

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I sure do wonder what the replies to the original post on 4chan were like, seeing as it mentions eliminating races.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That was rhetorical :)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

They were something I did Nazi coming.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I vote for chihuahuas

Aggressive little fuckers

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I vote cabbage. Not for any reason besides the fact that darwin calls them a race in origin of species.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same. We could form a club and get rid of the other racists... oh, wait.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know what fuck it: eliminate wasps

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks around nervously in white

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I had to read the comments to realize the op meant human skin color and not actually race, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Trump voters: sweating profusely

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

I vote for The Amazing Race

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

"oh man you can't make me choose between the english, the french, belgians, and the dutch! give us multiple-choice!"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Me with the "all of them" symbol on my face: 🗿

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This would be a fantastic Black Mirror episode or similar

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago