I would watch the hell out of this
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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I choose the Boston marathon.
I choose th human race
Tsarnaev brothers strike again
You seriously got a big laugh and two snorts out of me with this comment.
I sure do wonder what the replies to the original post on 4chan were like, seeing as it mentions eliminating races.
Isn't it pretty obvious?
That was rhetorical :)
They were something I did Nazi coming.
I vote for chihuahuas
Aggressive little fuckers
I vote cabbage. Not for any reason besides the fact that darwin calls them a race in origin of species.
Same. We could form a club and get rid of the other racists... oh, wait.
Looks around nervously in white
I had to read the comments to realize the op meant human skin color and not actually race, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Trump voters: sweating profusely
I vote for The Amazing Race
"oh man you can't make me choose between the english, the french, belgians, and the dutch! give us multiple-choice!"
Me with the "all of them" symbol on my face: 🗿
Someone pls make this
This would be a fantastic Black Mirror episode or similar
