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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a trenchcoat inside three dogs

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson, I am four eels.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea what I'm doing

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

None of us do

I'm 100% planning to take some quick naps at my new job when possible. 🤷

[–] thingsiplay@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I miss Reddit (when it was fun).

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Nothing yet but give me a few hours.

Also your mom says hi.

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uhm, trick question cause nobody ever likes confessing to something.

Did I win?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess you have a point, if you enjoy confessing it isn't confessing; it's bragging

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone with a confession kink, yes.

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a thing and how does it work?!!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a thing in the sense it arouses me, but I haven't seen other people say they have it. So I don't know if enough people have it to say it's a thing, if that makes sense. Basically the idea of wrapping "forced" confessions (consensually) into sex is hot to me. Like someone asking you how many times you touched yourself in the past day, that sort of thing. It's sort of degradation adjacent.

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Makes sense. I did a quick google search and nothing came up. Thanks for the explanation.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

i like sucking toes