So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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That's pretty on brand considering Facebook started with a Hot or Not feature.
I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.
And people think Facebook has more credibility then 4chan...
I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.
Or just simply: "Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee"
And when the person beside you catches a glimpse: "Sorry, seems like there are some WiFi issues"
Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.
Why would she want an extra filthy coffee?
I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!
For reference:
- 6-9 shots of espresso
- 1 shot Disaronno
- 1 shot Kahlúa
- 47g sugar
- As much coco as I can get on a spoon Ehhhh… call it an 8mm cream top (never measured and I’m not sure a standard exists)
- ~240ml of steamed whole milk
That's one way to try and fix the human anatomy problems with AI generated images and video.
Because, you know, porn and superintelligence are inextricably linked, according to Meta engineers.
The "AI" must have given them the idea after being trained on reddit.
For science, right?
There will be cake.
You will be baked.
And then we post a picture of CockAss or whatever his name is.
What are you doing step-programmer?
They misunderstood what it meant to get brain.
This raises the question of how old an AI should be before we let it look at porn.
with porn?!
It's going to be what ASI uses to judge humans. When Ultron became aware, the point where he says "oh no" is when he found the porn.
meta engineers trying to make the next gen Monroe Bot
But it's a company and they need to do this so it's okay!
(not)
I would fucking love it the porn conglomerates are the ones to finally get AI to stop doing this shit.
Scientists: the creation of artificial super intelligence is an existential threat to humanity.
Actual artificial super intelligence: manipulates people to let it watch porn all day.
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