Their house probably looks like Ned Flander's cabin
If you have a labelmaker without this label, then I don't want to be your friend.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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Mine has a QR code...
Photo evidence is required.
Please tell me the QR code takes me to an app to download
And the app is then just the text "label maker".
[The app “just the words ‘label maker’ on a blank screen” would like to send you notifications.]
Needs permissions to track location, camera, contacts, files, microphone, call logs
lol. I'm not a sadist. It just contains the item number. I have a self-hosted database of items I want to catalog. Record purchase info, warranty dates, etc.
Then all I need to do is scan the QR code with my cheap USB scanner, and it looks up the item.
not a sadist self-hosted database of items I want to catalog
word-doesnt-mean-what-you-think.bmp
We can label, if you want to. We can label your friend's behind.
It was literally the first label I made.
The second label was for our change jar (buttplug fund) and it's been uphill from there.
Seriously, that's step one. See if it works, bonus points for doing one of the weird decoration settings where it flips it four ways and renders it impossible to read.
While she’s away, print a label for the label on the label maker. Repeat daily until the label maker is no longer functional due to the thick layer of labels.
"Label Maker Label"..."Label Maker Label Label"..."Label Maker Label Label Label"...
you’re spiraling
If you use it to print defamatory comments about people it becomes a libel maker.
I did just that earlier today
My grandparents had that old rotary label maker, I loved playing with that thing.
types something in the label maker
puts label on husband
"Husband"
Property of Bart Simpson
Danny Tanner cleaning the cleaning supplies
The Adam West Batman would approve.
I'm sure this happened on Fired On Mars.