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chidi: ok but that's worse you get how that's worse right
You mean this branch not only has my code, but also my COWORKER'S CODE?!? Yeah, I can definitely see how that's worse.
This is my new favorite meme using that format. It's perfect.
Git reset --hard head
Oh no, he didn’t pull first! Now there are twice as many people who will die, in conflict no less!
No, there are no new people there. They'll just die twice. (Or maybe more times.)
I only pull to make cool shapes on the graph
Or you could cherry-pick the trolley onto the second track
Neat, the solution doesn't require any dependencies.
Good thing there's half of a catch point there to save them