Games

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.

#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!

So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!

Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.

The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

Off to my little paradise on Codos.

I go hollow, probably

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

Isekai?

Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.

I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.

I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.