Me to my family: waste money on a coffin for me and I swear to fuck I will haunt your dumb ass. Donate my corpse to science and move on.
Have a potluck in uncle J's backyard in my honor if you really need some kind of ceremony. Fuck funerals.
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My grandmother's will said "you can donate my body to the university, and if they don't need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that's good too."
Pharos are speedrunning to get to New Game+ with all the loot from their first playthrough.
now if only you could get gamers to make the same realization
Naaah, they were born with generational wealth.
How do you know? I bet the Pharoahs had a blast.
bottom one is people that spent their lives on the efforts of others.
Let your haters be ritually murdered and buried with you in the pyramid of success
The bottom one is a case for CDs lol (I have one)
How? It doesn't have much of a CD shape.
The front swings out like a door and it has square spaces to storing CDs.
This is a great place to show off my two favorite new words:
- Grindset
- Productivity-pilled
The bottom one belongs to someone who once ruled what they knew as the known world and was worshipped as a living god. I’d trade a pine box for that.
But they likely had no real friends, and usually died young.
I'll stick with the pine box, myself.
If you optimize hard enough, you can get the full 100% done in the last minute! Maybe even more!