That pussy ain't old.
Shit. Maybe I'm old...
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You're not really old until judges are older than you.
Source: am really old.
That is mature pussy. Well trained.
I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Damn, Ben Franklin was a dog lol
You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.
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The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Experience is the real decider anyway imo
I must agree with madam. Though she ain't old, that's fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick
Some cougars prowl in the dark, but some are confident enough in their ability to do their prowling at the grocery store. 😏
I'd also love if his is one of those situations where she's actually in another country (and doesn't speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.
I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said "I don't need life, I'm high on drugs".
I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of "get girls" all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.
When I saw this earlier I thought it might be the case
I cracked up when I saw this young girl in China wearing a tshirt with the teletubbies on it and "Cocaine" across it.
Im sober now but i would still wear that shit like every week lmao
I like the one of the guy in Africa wearing a "burn this flag, asshole" t-shirt.
China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says "under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie."
Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn't want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.
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Most guys totally would
Can confirm, would.
Yeah. Especially considering this is probably not even the best picture
It’s like no one has ever heard of a cougar.
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Leonardo DiCaprio leaves the chat.
Good, with Leo gone, there's room for Ben Franklin.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
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Maybe that pretty lady likes older women.
Certified freak after she puts the kids to sleep 😴
Im 41 and I would nestle plunge into that fine lady
Let that be a warning to you young dudes. Watch your mom cause when we say it, we'll follow through. 😂
she's puttin in WORK, can see it on her face
I like the way she boobs.
Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.
We buy the same cold cuts. I think I'm in love.
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