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[–] BunScientist@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

It took me far too long to realize what "apeach" or "abutt" meant

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago

I had a girl bring a guy friend along on our first date without giving me a heads up for the same reason. I was like, ok that's a little weird but whatever. I'm certainly not going to give someone shit for doing something that makes them feel comfortable. Ended up chatting it up with the guy friend who turned out to be super cool.

So me and the girl end up seriously dating after a while and she later tells me that she spent most of our first date trying to subtly get her friend to leave so that she could spend more time with me.

[–] rakzcs@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Who gives out money on a first date? Go have walk somewhere.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Last time a chick brought a friend with her, I got on better with the friend... And I went home with the friend. Pro tip, if youre bringing a friend. Dont make it a friend thats better to talk to than you are.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 hours ago

It looks like I’m going on a double date.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago

It wouldn't bother me if somebody wanted to bring a friend on a date. However, I would communicate that it would change the dynamic into a "hangout" over a traditional "date" for me. The difference being that a date carries romantic intent and a hangout is for the sake of connecting with others without romantic expectations. Also, a hangout means everybody pays for themselves.

This takes the pressure off by lowering the stakes since it's now just a casual hangout between peers. It also has the benefit of making the third not feel excluded as a third wheel but a welcome part of the group.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 27 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I had a girl cancel and reschedule our first date shortly before we were supposed to meet up. That date happened, and she confided in me that she'd done that on purpose to gauge my reaction and general demeanor before actually coming out to meet me. I respected that move, and I think I would have been okay with her bringing a friend instead, as long as it was just the once.

Anyway, that was eight years ago, we're married now.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Look at this dude... Being happy

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Quick! Scan his post and comment history to find something to bring him down!!

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Weakness identified!

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 hours ago

Who do you think you are, flexing your relationship like that.

[–] banause@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago

Mr. Fancy-look-at-me-i'm-married-pants

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 hours ago

Grey text is looking out for their safety, good for them. Blue text is clearly communicating their boundaries, good for them. Neither is phrasing their needs as I would, but that's small potatoes. I'd rather date either of these people than most of the ones replying in this thread.

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