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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Relatable. Except the sleeping for 13 years things. I wish.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The disadvantage of 13 years sleep is waking up to a different world. 2012 had its own problems, but imagine going from that to now. "What did you people do?!?!?" Likewise 1999 to 2012.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah I'd do it like in the show foundation and just wake up every hundred or so years, poke my head out and say nope not yet, see you next century good luck

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

This is why I'd make such a fantastic vampire.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

"Fuck it, ima go back to bed."

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I should have done the same as soon as I turned 18. Vast majority of my days as an 'adult' were spent wallowing in depression and self-pity.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude, things get better. Find support.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

can you blame it?

me when my mom says come down and talk to the guests

If you had becoming a salt shaker of death to look forward to, you’d probably crawl into a fire pit too.