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[–] xxce2AAb 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know how they say that if something works, then it isn't stupid? I disagree. If something is stupid and works regardless, then you got lucky.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like I got lucky with your mum?

[–] xxce2AAb 35 points 1 week ago

Please don't make your necrophilia my problem.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey now, there's no excuse calling their mom stupid, just because she slept with you!

... but that's exactly what makes it true and insulting?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you go really fast the supports don't realize they're supposed to collapse

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

If you go really fast over the water the water doesn't realize it's supposed to sink the tank

[–] gex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Wile E Coyote principle of conservation of momentum

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I learned all my physics from that Super Genius. Still more accurate than Elon Musk.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mythbusters reboot when?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

This is great if you're the first tank. It's probably a LOOOOT less fun if you're the last tank in the company.